Anonymous
asked:
you know voltron?
:
*Calmly levels a pistol at your forehead*
brucebocchi :
vernadskova-deactivated20230803 :
stereocyon :
every 9/11 is personalized
hold the phone that’s groverhaus
starstorm74 :
Happy 9th birthday Undertale ❤️
grimeclown :
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
rennebright :
キキョウ by TNR [Twitter/X ] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.
Anonymous
asked:
what is the difference between a witch and a wizard
evilwizard :
hellsitegenetics :
evilwizard :
evilwizard :
wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists
warlocks, sadly, are business majors
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Closest match: Logfia minima genome assembly, chromosome: 6 Common name: Small Cudweed
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i always knew my post was a beautiful cudweed
professionalchaoticdumbass :
hollowtones :
fruitsoftheweb :
Damage prediction on pears during transportation.
bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes
happy 10 years of the pear wiggler
vavvo :
mercedesbenzodiazepine :
I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao
This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this
ghostcrows :
A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time